past presents

Dear Betsy,

What were you doing to that tree back there?

I am serious. This picture bothers me.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!

Your beloved sister,

Jessica

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Dear Smaller Me,

I’m sorry your gymnastic dreams were crushed. Shortly after this picture was taken you grew. A lot. And also became quite uncoordinated.

And never again would you wear tights and a leotard out of the house.

Except for when you did Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat…

Theater doesn’t count.

Adieu,

Jessica

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One Comment to “past presents”

  1. Love these last two posts. They made me laugh out loud (no, I did not LOL… I just find that annoying!)

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