Archive for May 17th, 2009

May 17, 2009

possibly 3-6 years behind

Dear Internet,

It is my civic duty to make certain that every last one of you has seen the following videos:

And then give you some advice:

1. If you have children, if they are ever given heavy drugs for a medical procedure, have your camera ready.

2. If at all possible, give birth to bald, British babies.

3. No, you may not decorate your confirmation banner with lyrics from “Chocolate Rain” (an edict passed from my mother to my youngest sister)

Sincerely yours,

Jessica

P.S. We are working our way down this list, so you better believe there’s gonna be more on the way.

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