Me: Ugh! The bus driver almost didn’t let me off at my stop again!
Him: Why not?
Me: I pushed the thingy but she didn’t open the back-back door, just the regular back door, so I had to like, barrel up there and shove my way out.
Him: Did the driver make you pay in the front but enter through the back door, and then while you were walking to the back door, did the bus driver drive away?
Me: Um. No?
Him: Oh. Then you probably had a good bus ride.
Me: You need to stop reading so much children’s literature. It’s warping your brain….
Me: …. also, shut up.
Boyfriend’s Latest Read:
Claudette Colvin: Twice Towards Justice by Phillip Hoose
You can read my review here